January 2011
“A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where Were u today during school hours SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON:OK, I went to the movies. DAD:Which one? SON: Toy Story*he slaps son again* SON: OK, it was day with a pornstar DAD:WHAT? When I was ur age I didn’t even know what porn was!*he slaps dad* MOM:HAHA! After...
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
– Oscar Wilde
I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like...
for some small reason particually the way life is heading, my little babes will be pandas =D! lol
mini-blog:
Teenage Dream: A Boy’s Perspective.
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Some guys are players that's a fact, don't fall in...
manxazn:
Lesson for the girls that complain and say “OMG ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME” *SLAP*
Message to girls…. Dont play a player, it never works, you just end up hurt. and Message to guys…. Dont play a player, it never works, you just end up hurt.
9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are...
Forever Alone.
Tumblr isn't about notes or popularity. It's about...
bestpostarchive:
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JUST MADE AN ACCOUNT
CREATED FIRST POST
YOU FOLLOWED SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY FOLLOWED YOU
YOU READ A VERY FUNNY POST
YOU READ A VERY CORNY POST
FIRST ANONYMOUS HATER
2ND, 3RD, 4TH, 5TH, NEVER ENDING HATERS
YOU LOST A FOLLOWER
TUMBLR MAINTENANCE
WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL
WHEN SOMEBODY POSTED FOOD
...
Oh damn.
Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will...
TUMBLR Y U NO LET ME UPLOAD PHOTOS?
okay so i was gonna continue with the 30 day challenge but tumblr! it takes the piss. so like i give up. i did like do it tho. i have a word doc with all the days done. but meh this site fudges me off too much so i give up. ofc if you wanted to see mine request it all send it to you on some realiable site such as MSN! bloody tumbrl ¬¬”
Your Zodiac sign didn’t change. It only applies to...
scenekiller:
I KNEW IT.
=D YAY Still Libra then ^^ <3 Tattoo still gonna come one day then =P
Genius Inventions.
allthatshoes:
WatchWOW!
@eyes wide shut
Tinie…. never colab with jls again kthxbye p.s. rearrange the alphabet and put u i and jls together? WTF YOU THINKING FAM!
How to finish your homework faster. →
DON’T FORGET TO CLICK IT ^
Notting Hill is one of my favourite movies
if you’ve never watched it your missing out.
p.s. its not for the action junkies or super macho guys…
Most creative idea ever in case your camera is...
yousmileyoulie:
instant reblog. forever.
If I consider you as one of my good/close...
jennydethsy:
I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
I will hit you very often.
I will insult you more than necessary.
I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
I will swear at you 24/7.
I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.
i do this very often. but yup i do these to...
Reblog if you are Asian and you suck at math.
had a math test today made me feel like this is sooooo trueeee!
Dear Tumblr please do not worry, i have not forgot that i have my 30 day challenge. i realise i have a 4 or 5 day back log but yh busy busy :)
Day 2 – A photo of something you ate today
— was like 4am and yes when the meat was cooking i set off the fire alarm. typical uni student right? Also wanted wedges then i saw a hash brown so had to grab that then i thought i should add some veg thus sweetcorn ^^.
p.s. i had a photo but it wouldnt upload so im giving up
Ever wanted to know my type? Ellie Goulding would be a good discription, but ofc i is totally flexable ;)
I never tried one of these, so here I go =] →
Day 1– A photo of yourself and description of how your day was. Day 2 – A photo of something you ate today Day 3 – Your idea of the perfect first date. Day 4 – Your favourite photography of your best friend Day 5 – A photo of yourself two years ago. Day 6 – A photo of an animal you’d love to keep as a pet. Day 7 – Your dream wedding. Day 8 – A song to match your mood Day 9 – A photo of the...
